Hannah Montana Letters

Bob Dylan Tribute

2012-01-24T22:55:00.003-05:00

dear hannah montana,

why u sing song 4 bub dillan. who is dis dood? never hear bout him.

you shud be pay respekt 2 brit brit or ga ga. tru dat.

- rawk starr

Immortals

2011-11-03T23:50:00.003-04:00

dear hannah montana,

did u heer bout imortal. dey gunna releese it on 11-11-11.

sweet. sum dood got dat majik arrow 2 git u. i wants dat weapown.

i dunno how human gunna kill dem gods. cuz gods dont be dyin.

- rawk starr

Ally and AJ

2011-11-03T23:48:00.003-04:00

dear hannah montana,

oic. u had good time wif allie-n-aj. well i had 2 go 2 skool. fail.

- rawk starr

Devoted

2011-10-10T19:49:00.002-04:00

dear hannah montana,

did u heer dat hills duf jus put out her nu book. o snap. i took a lil looky. it iz a fluf gurly book.

hows bout u. rite a bk pls. i will be numba 1 to get ur bk. but u shud mak sur it iz hottt.

- rawk starr

New Hair

2011-09-08T21:13:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

i likes ur nu hare. dats tite. it mak u look old.

wutz up wif ur rents. r dey tru split up? gl2u.

- rawk starr

Auntie

2011-08-25T19:11:00.002-04:00

o snap. u gunna be dat ant. wtf. why ur bro be nockin up london tiptun? dats not kewl.

an 1 mo thing. i dont here ur song on dat radio. u dont be in no movi no mo. wut u doin. u shud com over my way. im in da bu.

- rawk starr

Undercover

2011-07-21T19:59:00.003-04:00

dear hannah montana,

o snap. i wanna see u in dat unda cova movi. u be lookin good.

i am tru rawker now. i writ kerl progs 4 ur pc. i giv u free copee.

- rawk starr

Forever

2011-05-05T20:09:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

say it aint so. ur sho comez 2 an end. why. cant u go on. its for ever.

i wach u wen u 1st come out. i see u gro up 2 a nise woman. u no i luvs u.

- rawk starr

Tight Shirt

2011-04-19T21:47:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana

ur shirt iz tite. no. i dont meen kewl.

dat thing fit u reel snug. deez boyz likey.

- rawk starr

Kids Choice Awards

2011-02-10T23:01:00.001-05:00

dear hannah montana,

newz ppl sez u gots leed in kids choise award.

u no u got my vote. go niklodeon.

- rawk starr

Beach Duty

2010-12-21T23:17:00.001-05:00

dear hannah montana,

dam gurl. saw ur hot bod on sum web page.

but its cold owt. how can u stand da chil.

- rawk star

New Advertisement

2010-12-02T16:14:00.000-05:00

dear hannah montana,

i see ur ad on ya hoo. iz dat 4 ur new cd?

ur hair dont look rite. shud be blondie.

- rawk starr

Lower Exposure

2010-11-19T18:12:00.001-05:00

dear hannah montana,

oh snap ppl say u sho off ur panty on jerman sho.

com on gurl. covr dat up mkay. dont be a ho.

- rawk starr

Upper Exposure

2010-11-18T18:07:00.002-05:00

dear hannah montana,

peeps are sayin dat ur showin ur boobs cuz ur rents split.

iz dis tru? i dont mind u sho ur stuf. but hav rite reeson.

- rawk starr

Just Breathe

2010-11-17T18:04:00.001-05:00

dear hannah montana,

wuts up wif all the nu tats on ur bod. dey are not hot.

i here ur new tat iz 4 a ded frend. sorrie 2 here.

- rawk starr

Divorce

2010-11-16T18:00:00.000-05:00

dear hannah montana,

sorrie 2 here dat ur mom n dad be splittin up.

may be dey can fix dere probs. gl 2 u.

- rawk starr

Angry Montana

2010-10-28T22:34:00.002-04:00

dear hannah montana,

sry 4 not much lettr. been bizzee wif my clas.

but wut up. why u get all mad wif sum blondee.

- rawk starr

Camping War

2010-10-07T22:37:00.002-04:00

dear hannah montana,

i wach ur sho. why u go campin wif dose hos.

ha ha. i likey wen u owned dem biches.

- rawk starr

Saw The Movie

2010-09-28T20:01:00.002-04:00

dear hannah montana,

i jus saw ur movi. man ur bf was a total dood.

but ur pops was ok. ur lil bro wuz a payne.

- rawk starr

The Breakup

2010-09-14T23:36:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

it happen one mo time. u brake up wif ur bf.

good 4 u. cuz u no im gunna be ur man in da end.

- rawk starr

Justin Bieber

2010-09-13T23:33:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

u do a big dual wif j bieb up in da nyc.

he iz a lil guy. why peeps git all werk up.

- rawk starr

Short Shorts

2010-09-12T23:30:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

dey see u up in day nyc wif reel shortee shorts.

dam gurl. cover it up now. we no u gots legs n a**.

- rawk star

French Fans

2010-09-11T23:25:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

look like ppl luv u in franse jus like here in dat usa.

no serprise. u got fans all round world gurl. luv ya.

- rawk starr

LOL

2010-09-10T23:21:00.002-04:00

dear hannah montana,

otay now i no why u go 2 paris wif ash ash.

u film ur new sho lol. wut kind of movi name is dat.

- rawk starr

New Tattoo

2010-09-09T23:16:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

o snap. u went an got a new tat on ur hand.

ha ha. its a hart. stop gettin marked up gurl.

- rawk starr

The Ripped Look

2010-09-08T23:13:00.002-04:00

dear hannah montana,

deez report keep comin in. so u where rip stocks in franse.

com on now. dats ole stile. u gotta reprasent.

- rawk starr

Bra Exposure

2010-09-07T23:11:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

ppl say u sho off ur bra wen u go 2 dat franse.

huh. i wish i cud see dat. i wud tak a pic.

- rawk starr

Paris Getaway

2010-09-06T23:09:00.002-04:00

dear hannah montana,

u be runnin in paress wif dat vamp gurl ash.

how come u not partee wif bella? i luv her 2.

- rawk starr

Farm Girl

2010-08-31T23:11:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

look lik u film ur movi on dat farm. its 4 lol movi.

dis is jus like u in dat tennis see. i like a farm gurl.

- rawk starr

Eighteen Year Old

2010-08-30T23:08:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

wif all dis talk bout ur gettin fake boob, i heer stuf.

ur too yung. so u need ur ma an pops 2 sine 4 u.

but u turn 18 soon. den u can do it. dont. 4 me tay.

- rawk starr

Cheating on Boyfriend

2010-08-29T23:04:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

a lotta peeps be sayin dat u cheet on ur bf.

im all 4 dat. u can com cheet wif me. mkay.

- rawk starr

You and Taylor Swift

2010-08-28T23:01:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

u an taler are good singr. but she iz not like u.

taler not werk 4 disnee. an u go 4 us yung folk.

- rawk starr

Like About You

2010-08-27T22:58:00.002-04:00

dear hannah montana,

i red wut ppl say dey like bout u. its cuz ur reel.

u r not populare at ur hs. u gots probs. ur like me.

-rawk starr

Good Kiss

2010-08-26T22:51:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

i herd u say dat lite makes 4 good kissy.

wut? isnt it good lips? dats wut i say.

- rawk starr

Black Bra

2010-08-25T20:17:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

umm i wanna tell u. do u no dat ur bra is showin.

its otay. ur reel hot even wif ur big bra showin.

- rawk starr

Model Calling

2010-08-24T20:13:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

if u dont want to sing musik no mor, u cud be a model.

ur not like dose skinny ho. ur da reel deel model.

- rawk starr

Nice Shirt

2010-08-23T20:11:00.002-04:00

dear hannah montana,

u dres pretty good. who pik out ur close?

loose fit close is best 4 u. dont want stuf pop out.

- rawk starr

So Pretty

2010-08-22T20:09:00.002-04:00

dear hannah montana,

did i tell u dat i think ur so verry prettie?

ima call u beutifull from now on.

- rawk starr

Really am a Rock Star

2010-08-21T20:06:00.002-04:00

dear hannah montana,

did u stop ur consert toor? i dont here bout it no mor.

i wish i cud see u wif all ur out fits.

- rawk starr

Favorite Color

2010-08-20T20:04:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

wuts ur fav coler? i bet i can gess. its red.

i will buy u a red cor vet. dats wut prinse sez.

- rawk starr

Bathing Suits

2010-08-19T20:02:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

i likes ur bee keeni. looks nise an hot.

do u likes 2 ride da waves. lets surf.

-rawk starr

Beach Duty

2010-08-18T20:01:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

u shud lemme know wen ur goin 2 dat beech.

i wud drop by and rub dat loshun on ur bak.

u no i gots ur bak.

-rawk starr

Back That Thing Up

2010-08-17T20:00:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

i found site were i can buy pics of u. dey got juisy pics.

why u let ppl take pics of ur but. dat shud be privat.

- rawk starr

Bravo Cover

2010-08-16T19:54:00.000-04:00

dear hannah montana,

congrats 2 u on ur cova mag. but we dont git dat 1 here.

do we gots 2 go 2 germanny 2 buy ur mag. hopes not.

- rawk starr

Boob Job

2010-08-15T19:51:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

i herd dis rumer dat u gunna get boob job.

but dats jus ppl talkin smak. ur all redy good.

- rawk starr

Fan Overload

2010-08-14T19:49:00.000-04:00

dear hannah montana,

o no. ur fans staulk u 2 much.

dat no good. i respekt u.

so i no run up on u. mkay.

- rawk starr

The Last Song

2010-08-13T21:15:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

i wanna git ur movi 2 wach. but net flicks wont send it.

mite hav 2 buy it. or go 2 movi stor.

- rawk starr

Clothes Auction

2010-08-12T21:12:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

i wanna buy ur close. i sees its on ebay. good deel.

why u do dat. u giv $ to charitee. i luv u gurl.

- rawk starr

Teen Choice Music Awards

2010-08-10T18:04:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

why u no go 2 teen choise musik award.

u cud pre sent. re pre sent. ur jus sing.

- rawk starr

Going to College

2010-08-09T18:00:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

dem crazi aussie uni ppl sez u goin 2 dere collej.

nope. dont do it. ur bf liv dere. big wup. stay at hom.

rawk starr

Secret is Out

2010-08-08T17:57:00.002-04:00

dear hannah montana,

why u tell ur bro gf bout ur sekret?

now she gunna blab bout u. dam.

- rawk starr

Role Model

2010-08-07T18:55:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

o yea. ur dat role model 4 dem lil gurls.

dey look upp 2 u. so u gotta be good.

- rawk starr

The End

2010-08-06T18:52:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

oh no. ur sho iz at its end. say it aint so.

iz it cuz ur hare cot on fire? ouch.

- rawk starr

Number One

2010-08-05T17:59:00.000-04:00

dear hannah montana,

wuts up. icarly got numba 1 cabl sho.

wtf. ur da best sho. i think icarly cheet.

- rawk starr

Ashley Greene

2010-08-04T21:30:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

why ur peeps dont let u hang wif twi lite gurl ash.

she looks like nice litl gurl. iz it cuz she is vamp?

- rawk starr

Sheryl Crow Visit

2010-08-03T21:21:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

oic sherl cro gunna be on ur sho. iz she gunna sing dere?

cro iz otay singr. but ur da bomb. let her no whos boss.

- rawk starr

Jay Leno Show

2010-08-02T21:18:00.003-04:00

dear hannah montana,

u gonna be on dat jay leno sho. he dat big chin boi.

are u gunna crak dem jokes. he does it all da time.

- rawk starr

The FaceBook

2010-08-01T18:39:00.002-04:00

dear hannah montana,

i here u warn peep 2 not use fase book. dats real danjer.

dont put reel name up on dere. be secret. mkay.

- rawk starr

On Tour

2010-07-30T18:36:00.000-04:00

dear hannah montana,

on toor u mite hav war drove mal funshun. like janet j.

u shud cover dat up. u no? do not sho ur stuf. cept 2 me.

- rawk starr

The Dog

2010-07-29T18:30:00.000-04:00

dear hannah montana,

sum 1 snap pic of u from da bak. ooops.

well i say babee got bak. yee haw.

- rawk starr

Old Boyfriend

2010-07-28T18:27:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

peeps be haras ur ole bf. ppl worri dat he miss u.

ha ha. servd. he shud not been date gurl like u.

- rawk starr

Top Celebs

2010-07-27T23:53:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

forb mag rank yung ppl in da biz.

ur numba 4. beyonsay on top.

- rawk starr

Selena and Miley

2010-07-26T23:50:00.000-04:00

dear hannah montana,

sum peeps say sel gomez wanna fite u.

but sel iz not ur eneme. dats wut she sez.

- rawk starr

Tiffany Connection

2010-07-25T23:47:00.003-04:00

dear hannah montana,

sum chik name tiffani from 1980s sez ur ok.

i new day. ur hot 2 trot. lissen 2 her and me.

- rawk starr

Zac Connection

2010-07-22T17:54:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

do u got da hots 4 zac efron. u no. dat hs musik dood.

he sez u an him r tite. dont u got bf all redy.

- rawk starr

New Adult Movie

2010-07-21T17:47:00.002-04:00

dear hannah montana,

ur nu movi iz gunna be lol. wut kind o name iz dat.

so u say dat ur movi iz not 4 kids. wut?

- rawk starr

Glee Appearance

2010-07-19T01:04:00.000-04:00

dear hannah montana,

dem peeps on glee mite want u 2 com on da sho.

i wach glee eeach week. its good stuf. do it.

- rawk starr

Twilight Battle

2010-07-18T00:58:00.000-04:00

dear hannah montana,

i saw dat twi lite movi. why u no like it.

com on. vamps and wolf. u gotta lub it.

- rawk starr

CD Has Been Tamed

2010-07-17T00:12:00.003-04:00

dear hannah montana,

oops. ur cd not sellin good. eminem pwned u.

well i did not by ur cd. i will get ur bak.

- rawk starr

Walmart Appearance

2010-07-16T00:09:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

sum of ur fans spy on u at dat wal mart stor.

i like dat u take pic wif deez peeps. ur reel.

- rawk starr

Faithful to Boyfriend

2010-07-15T00:07:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

ppl saw u cheet on ur bf. but u say it not tru.

i want u 2 be good gurl. but its ok if u cheet wif me.

- rawk starr

Tayler Momsen

2010-07-14T00:05:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

dis gosip gurl think she iz da bomb.

but she jus a ho. dont lissen 2 hur.

- rawk starr

Movie Plans

2010-07-13T00:03:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

so u gettin redy 4 ur nu movi. do u no dat titel yet.

i wondr wut kind o movi u gunna 2. hope it b sexi.

- rawk starr

Teen Popularity

2010-07-12T00:00:00.000-04:00

dear hannah montana,

look like teen ppl dont be likin u dat much no mo.

dats ok. i still luv 2 big time. im ur numba 1 fan.

- rawk starr

Katy Perry Opinion

2010-07-11T00:41:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

ok i am fed up wif dis katey perey. why she jone on ur close.

u got dem hot out fit. i like 2 see u in it. dont lissen no perry.

ppl only like katey perey big boob. no fashun.

- rawk starr

Good Hair Day

2010-07-10T00:38:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

wut is dis. u went an spend 24 large on ur hair do.

dam gurl. dats gunna be 1 good hed of hare.

- rawk starr

Iyaz Support

2010-07-09T00:35:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

congrats 4 gettin 2 sing wif iyaz on ur cd.

i like dat shorties like a memory in my hed.

- rawk starr

Dolly Parton Support

2010-07-08T00:30:00.002-04:00

dear hannah montana,

dollee partun sez she gots ur back.

now she seems like a gramma 2 me.

but i wanna git her front. u no wut im sayin.

- rawk starr

Katy Perry

2010-07-07T00:28:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

katey perrey sez u gunna be trane reck like brit brit.

no way. i sez u gunna setle down wif bro like me.

- rawk starr

Celebs

2010-07-04T22:22:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

u got numba 13 on forb mag list of celeb.

congrats 2 u. but i think u shud be hi.

- rawk starr

Going to School

2010-07-03T22:18:00.000-04:00

dear hannah montana,

why dont u wanna go to collej. u wud do good dere.

we can go wif eech over. i cin make it too mkay.

- rawk starr

Pictures

2010-07-02T22:14:00.000-04:00

dear hannah montana,

i be readin bout u. den i clik on web and find ppl sell ur pics.

umm why do i need 2 buy pic. i git u on dat web mkay.

- rawk starr

Starlets

2010-07-01T22:10:00.000-04:00

dear hannah montana,

i reed sum mommy say ur no talor swift. and ur no cary under.

she say u be like gaga and madona. ha ha. dats a good ting.

- rawk starr

Album Sales

2010-06-30T22:07:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

it looks like u got pwnd by emmynem.

he got sales 5x ur cd. oh well. gl 2 u.

- rawk starr

World Cup Rumors

2010-06-29T22:04:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

lotta peeps think u be singin at fifa soccer. nope.

it wuz just a rumer. damn. u cud be huge.

- rawk starr

I'm Too Sexy

2010-06-27T21:54:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

lotta ppl r sayin u be dress 2 sexy. not me. i luv 2 see u nekkid.

but may be u cud cover it up for lamerz. ha ha.

- rawk starr

Vampires

2010-06-26T21:22:00.000-04:00

dear hannah montana,

u be tellin ppl dat u dont lik no vampayre.

com on. dat twilite iz kewl. me likes bella.

- rawk starr

Wardrobe Malfunction

2010-06-25T21:15:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

wtf iz dis. why u be wearin dis ribon close.

it mak u look lik trampee gurl. no good.

- rawk starr

Too Sexy

2010-06-24T21:09:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

ppl think u be gettin 2 sexee. ha ha.

i luv dat ur sexee. com on gurl.

- rawk starr

Rock Band

2010-06-22T02:42:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

my bud gots rawk band game 4 wii.

i am hapy 2 see ur songz up in dere.

- rawk starr

New Tattoo

2010-06-21T02:38:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

why u git new tat on ur ear. u gots 1 all redy on ur boob.

com on gurl. tats are not hot. but u r. much luv.

- rawk starr

Wake

2010-06-20T23:08:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

all deez peeps gettin hyped bout ur nu movi.

i wanna see dis dark. gonna be diff.

- rawk starr

Music Video Awards

2010-06-20T02:34:00.003-04:00

dear hannah montana,

i wanna wach da musik vid a ward. ur dat host wif most.

u no i gots ur back. jus dont kiss no katy pery.

- rawk starr

Reading

2010-06-19T00:44:00.003-04:00

dear hannah montana,

wut iz dis? u dont reed bad stuf bout u.

umm otay. but u need 2 no wut ur eneme sez.

- rawk starr

Hilton Picture a Fake

2010-06-17T00:35:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

i wuz hapy 2 here dat u ware ur panty.

paris hilton post fake pic of u. wut a punk.

- rawk starr

Perez Hilton Upskirt

2010-06-14T23:16:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

o snap. dat paris hilton post pic of u on his twitr.

no good. u dont ware ur pantee. shame. now looky.

-rawk starr

Zac Efron

2010-06-13T23:53:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

eww. u think hi skool musik dude is hott?

com on. he has gf. u need 2 git wif me hony.

- rawk starr

Getting Dumped

2010-06-12T23:40:00.000-04:00

dear hannah montana,

why u fret dat ur bf iz gunna dump u.

u shud dump him now. den git wif me.

- rawk starr

Cover Song

2010-06-09T23:46:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

sum gurl from da hills be singin ur song.

wtf. she aint no good. lol. tell her 2 stop bitin.

- rawk starr

High School Grad

2010-06-08T17:38:00.001-04:00

dear hannah montana,

i here u gunna grad from dat hi skool. good 4 u.

hope u go 2 dat collej. i wanna go wif u. wut uni?

- rawk starr