Fan Club Lawsuit

dear miss montana,

the news be buzzin with talk about ur fan club gettin mad. poor peeps could not get a hold of ur concert tics. lol. chumps. they should be like me and try to get that personal relationship goin with u.

i for one an not gonna go join ur fan club. cuz i wanna be part of ur inner circle. now i know all the tics done been sold out. but is there any way u could slip me a front row tic or 2? better yet maybe a backstage pass?

the only reason i ask is that i wanna support u when u come 2 my town. much love.

- rawk starr

p.s. writin letterz 2 u on my blog is fun. but can u lemme know ur email addr or im pls? that will make my communications better. word.