Split From Helmsworth

dear miley cyrus,

i herd u left ur man. good 4 u. dat guy waz no thor. u got sumbudy lik me. calls me up.

- rawk starr

Wonderland Magazine

dear miley cyrus,

I seen ur pic on dat twiter. Wut iz dis? U say it com from wunder mag. I dunno dat 1.

U look lik gurl from 1940. But u got sum tats. Luv u lots. Numba 1 fan heer.

- rawk starr

Bun in the Oven

dear miley cyrus,

oh snap. u see dat kailee cardasheen gots dat bun in da oven?

she iz my fav beeside u. her babee dadee iz not tiga tho.

- rawk starr

A Cleaned Up Miley

dear miley cyrus,

i see ur cleenin up ur act. holesum? ha ha. ur stil my skeezer.

i hav not fergit u. im ur numba 1 stunna.

- rawk starr

Long Hair

dear miley cyrus,


dat news sai u git marry 2 thor lil bro. tell me it not tru.


rawk is dat won 4 u. waits 4 me plz.


- rawk starr